Grapefruit vs. Sharpener
Season 1, Episode 1
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Air date February 4, 2011
Written by Knife!
Directed by Knife!
Brainulator9 (co-director)
Characters Grapefruit, Knife,
Sharpener, Angry Marshmallow
Episode guide
Adventures of Grapefruit: Grapefruit vs. Sharpener is the first episode in the Adventures of Grapefruit series.


Grapefruit meets Sharpener, and then insults go flying back and forth until Marshmallow attacks.


Grapefruit: If I see that orange one more time, I will unleash a world of pain.

Knife: Why?

Grapefruit: A knife? Boring!

Knife: Are you calling me boring?

Grapefruit: No, just dull.

Knife: Oh, no, never say I'm dull, or Sharpener will get me.

Sharpener: Your luck just ran out!

Knife: Eeek!

Sharpener: Who are you?

Grapefruit: The greatest fruit in the fruitdom, Grapefruit!

Sharpener: Lose some weight, then!

Grapefruit: You're a bit sharp on insults.

Sharpener: And what's that supposed to mean?

Grapefruit: You're a kumquat.

Sharpener: And you're overweight.

Grapefruit: At least I can flex.

Sharpener: There is no such thing as lip flexing.

Grapefruit: Hey, Sharpener!

Sharpener: What?

Grapefruit: Angry Marshmallow!

Marshmallow: Aahhh!